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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging
Any gear left??
The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
Another way to say, “it is what it is”
“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”