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The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
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They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
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when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
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when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
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Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
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Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.