Born-again lesbian

A current lesbian that use to be married to a man and had children. After years in an unhappy relationship, she came out as a lesbian and married a woman.

I just saw a couple of born-again lesbians in the airport. I could tell they use to be married to men because their adult children were with them.

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Born In May

Fuck, your parents failed No-Nut November. But It’s okay. We have you in life now.

P1: “Hey! Are you born in may?”

P2: “Yes; why?”
P1: “you’re parents messed No-Nut November up dude.”

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Was tha born in a barn

An expression that can be used in conjunction with put wood in t'oil to tell someone to shut the door

Bob: *Leaves two doors open"
Jim: "Was tha born in a barn? Put wood in t' oil!"

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

natural born stallion

A person who can last longer than the average male when having sex with someone

Jane: Sally, "How was last night with Todd"
Sally: Great, he was a Natural Born Stallion.

born-again virgin

A formerly promiscuous persons commitment to not have sex (again) until marriage. The commitment usually lasts about a week at which point they go to a bar and become a drunken (man)whore and indiscriminantly throw themselves at the opposite sex. The change of heart is usually brought about through feelings of guilt or shame from past failed relationships.

After Mike had been sleeping with Sara for a year and she left him for the well-endowed circus midget he decided it was time to become a born-again virgin.

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born outta facebook

when a random person befriends everyone on facebook and becomes everyones insta-best friend.

-omg did julia request you on facebook?
-yeah who is she?
-my new best friend, she was born outta facebook

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