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Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.
If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.
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The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.
*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!
* awkward silence*
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From the film pulp fiction. Meaning to bring out the gimp. A leather clad sex slave.
But the gimps sleeping!!
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A great band that's often misunderstood. Okay, it's obvious & very easy to see that there IS a huge fan base of Oli groupies. And yes, it does get annoying and pathetic. However, you can't hate on a band just because of some of their fans? They don't get enough credit for their talents because screaming groupies distract from their music. Now if you set the girls aside and take the time to actually listen to their music, you'll be able to understand why their TRUE fans love them as much as they do.
BMTH has a rawness that a lot of these newer main-stream bands don't. They're uncensored and speak their minds. You have to admit, it's pretty admirable to not give a fuck what the music industry wants to mold you into. They're unique. And that's hard to come across these days. So haters need to re-evaluate their opinions.
Bring Me the Horizon is the shit.
Oh and they're wicked sick live!
"Dude, Bring Me the Horizon was fucking sweet last night!"
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A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.
Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"
Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"
Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"
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A metalcore band from Sheffield, United Kingdom. They formed in 2004, and have released two albums, a remix album, an EP, and are working on a new album now (2010).
Discography
-This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For EP
-Count Your Blessings
-Suicide Season
-Suicide Season Cut Up
The band consists of:
Oliver Sykes - Vocals
Lee Malia - Guitar
Matt Kean - Bass
Matt Nicholls - Drums
Jona Weinhofen - Guitar
Ex-members: Curtis Ward (guitar)
IMO, BMTH are a band that have progressed with time, and are now pretty good, that is if half the population who have heard the name tried listening to their actual songs and didn't troll or argue that they're shit. You're allowed your opinion, fine, but at least support it.
Pathetic little people such as scene girls need to confess their "love" for the band (primarily Oli), just so they can say it's true. Most of that fucking crowd don't like the band for their music, just their vocalist, which is shame.
Example 1:
Scene Girl:
lyk 0mfg Oli is soooo hawt! I "less than three" him! Bring Me The Horizon r liek the best band evar! For teh win!" (and various other internet speech purposely worded wrongly.)
Real BMTH fan who sees the band for the talent: Shut the fuck up you vacous whore. *Shoots scene girl*
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