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A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.
Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic
Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.
Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!
A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
Someone who is sad, hurt or 'down bad' in any sense. I.e heartbroken. bruised heart etc.
"Did you hear about Tyler Getting dumped by Haley?"
"Yeah he's a big bruise boy right now"