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A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.
When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.
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a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.
"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
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two definitions:
1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)
2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice
My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.
That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.
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One who consistantly makes a habit of (and loves) depleting all available food supplies; see deffinitions for rashaud
The cookie monster was the buffet molestor of the cookie jar.
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A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
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While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.
I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.
See her over there? I OB'd her.
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When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.
I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.
And what a blessing it is...
I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.
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