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When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together
You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?
Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.
When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other
Those lesbians are taco bumpers
When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick
Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper
Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.
James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts
I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad
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