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The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other
Those lesbians are taco bumpers
The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.
John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.
Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you
Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends
A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts
I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad
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