a pizza order that you don't plan to pick up; a pizza order to a false address; sending a pizza delivery to a person you don't like
Friend #1: " Wanna do some Bunk Orders to Chris's house?"
Friend #2: " Yeah Chris ditched me last night, so we'll get him back with a Bunk Order"
When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it
"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"
"aye"
"yum"
taking a dump while masturbating. pooping and masturbating simoltanieously
Chad had to dunk the bunk at school last week.
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When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.
Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."
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the act of puking on yours or someone else's bed
Dude, did you see Andrew chunk the bunk last night?
Yeah, talk about screwing the pooch.
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An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.
"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."