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Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc
Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"
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he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum
bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho
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One who engages in anal sex.
Synonymous with ass burglar and butt pirate.
Bruce's boyfriend is a total bowel burglar; he'll do anything that moves.
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To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.
I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A
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Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.
That fucking hurts you chode burglar.
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somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose
"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?
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