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When 2 lovers fall asleep in voice call
User 1: I did a sleep call with Amanda on Discord last night
User 2: Shit add me next time
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a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person
*people walking down a street*
*stoner riding in car passes*
"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)
*people jump and are suprised*
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when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
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1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.
Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!
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Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .
Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .
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"testy call" is the female-abbreviated version of booty call which can also be the equivalent sentence of "getting the d" - a sentence generated to stabilize the man-to-female relationship and work as a stable pillar for equality.
"I'm totally going to invite the hot guy from the bar last week over for a Testy Call"
A phone call you make to your girlfriend or mistress to warn that your wife may soon call and ask tricky questions. Popularized by Tiger Woods.
Dude, can I borrow your phone? My wife swiped mine, so I better make a few tiger calls.