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Calvin Allen is a cute guy. He really is nice, funny, and attractive.
He has a really good sense of humor, and despite that, he also is very religious.
He has many friends, and there is always one girl which is very special for him.
He knows that he is quite attractive, but he keeps his love for someone special, and he keeps on secretly missing his special person.
You know, I think I met a Calvin Allen. I'm deeply in love with him
A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.
What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.
To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.
Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.
I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
A hot as fuck guy from tiktok
Have you heard of that hot as fuck guy from tiktok calvin goldby
hot young male singer in s club 8 (s club juniors) born in 24th january 1989, favourite colour is green. was the flirty junior. eye candy for meee. stars in the television series i dream. laaa.
Calvin Goldspink is really really hot and sex-y. woop.
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Hottest person alive. Somebody everybody will simp over.
Person 1: Look! Its Charles Calvin!
Person 2: Oh my god! Hes hot! Please fuck me!
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To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.
Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"
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