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Politely propositioning your southern neighbour, and then letting them have it with the butt end of your hockey stick... in the butt end.
Wayne Gretzky totally told Janet Jones Canada's History.
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Sodomizing your sister with moose antlers while vomiting maple syrup into the Stanley Cup.
Canada's History is what Jamie got last night. Canada's History is what she deserved.
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A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.
Person 1: Let's study Canada's History.
Person 2: Nah, I already watched the Colbert Report today.
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The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."
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Canada is the biggest sack of shit ever, their history is completely irrelevant.
Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?
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The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.
"Why's your face covered in cum and poop?"
"Canada's History, man..."
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A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
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