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The female version of a dick measuring contest.
She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.
Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."
Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
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the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.
You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!
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A homosexual.
Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet.
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A person/object who is very fake/false/misleading is just like a fake wanna-be-brand-name bag sold for dirt cheap on the famous Canal Street in New York City: appears to be the real thing instead it will break apart on you in the middle of the street when you count on it the most.
Oh please I knew she was a liar, she's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
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Something you bought that isn't directly from the brand/designer; a knock-off.
Friend #1: I love your Uggs. Did you buy them on the UggAustralia website?
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
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