legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.

1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!

eien's career

something that doesn't exist and has never existed

a fire/fairy type pokemon is like eien's career

Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.

Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.

Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.

I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.