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To be caught doing some nasty dumb stuff no one wants to see.
“My Bro caught you in 4K”
A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
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When one finds oneself completely focused on the here and now, where nothing needs to be added or taken away, where the moment happens and that is okay.
For a moment in time she was caught up in the moment, it was the only place she wanted to be, not thinking about the next but being absolutely content.
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The scariest video on Youtube. It shows a dark room with a giant rocking chair in the middle of it before being interrupted by Regan McNiel from The Exorcist.
NEVER watch Ghost Caught on Tape. You will have nightmares permanently.
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1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.
2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.
Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*
*next day*
Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...
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The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?
Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/
The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.
These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.
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