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Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021


[ceiling blue]

A dark blue lighter than navy yet darker than indigo but with no purple in it

The sky was ceiling blue last night.

by Twlights_Reflection October 6, 2008


cotton ceiling

The term cotton ceiling refers to the difficulty trans people experience when seeking lesbian and gay relationships, and in lesbian and gay social spaces more generally. A play on the similar term "glass ceiling", the term was coined by Canadian trans woman and activist Drew DeVeaux.

The cotton ceiling, in short, makes the point that there are certain cis lesbians who are using their sexuality as a way to deny trans women’s womanhood. It’s not about coercing them, it’s not about saying you can’t have sex with only people you want to have sex with, its not about corrective rape or conversion therapy. It’s literally just a name for the concept of using your sexuality as a way of denying trans women’s womanhood; ie “I would never have sex with a trans woman, I’m a lesbian and don’t like men”.

by vicimgd June 21, 2019

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alpo ceiling

Social barriers that prevent the wide acceptance of dogs in positions of authority. Similar to the glass ceiling experienced by women trying to climb the corporate ladder.

Brinkley the golden retriever, with the annoucement of his candidacy for governor of Alaska, has gone a long way towards breaking the alpo ceiling.

by p.m.graham July 11, 2006

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Ceiling gang

The enemy of the floor gang, these are vile disgusting creatures who need to be eliminated

Why would you do that dude? Are you ceiling gang or something?

by milo1231 April 21, 2020

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pussy ceiling

A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a pussy to get through it. A feature of sapphocracies.

Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.

by Craig in the Hat January 31, 2011

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ceiling fan

a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up

dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan

by unlucky charms July 5, 2020

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