Cereal Swag

Swag on swag. The most extreme amount of swag that is able to be attained. When using this phrase, people will step back and know that you definitely have the most steeze.

"girl: dammnnn did you see that guy? He got that cereal swag!"

"guy: what are you doing?
girl: chillin in my snuggie!
guy: ohh fuhhh. Cereal Swag!"

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Cereal bowl

The act of making a bowl of cereal inside of a girl's vagina and then proceeding to eat it out. Using a spoon is optional.

Wow, I must have put on at least 3 pounds last night after I continuously cereal bowl'd Ally.

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cereal killer

1.one who kills cereals

2.another name for Montana

1. Oh no! My Cocoa Pebbles are dead! Must've been a cereal killer!

2.Where do you live young man?
Why I live in Billings, cereal killer.

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cereal fart

This is the flatulance which occurs after an enormous bowl of rasin bran or chereos. The wheat is partialy indigestable creating a rather large amount of gas and a penatrating odor, even after a dump. Sometimes the chereos come out whole.

cumming from his ass was a stream of cereal farts.

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mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

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Cereal Party

A gathering of at least four extremely blazed individuals in which a variety of cereal is eaten.

After finishing the fifth bowl, I had munchies like a mother. When I looked in his cupboard and saw he had Waffle Crisp, Honey Bunches of Oats (with Almonds), and Lucky Charms, I knew a cereal party was about to go down.

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trailer cereal

Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.

Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.

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