a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord
The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.
High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!
"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."
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A guy that will stop at nothing to please their girl
A gental guy, A simp
โHey have you heard Andre bought her flowers?โโYeah heโs a certified lover boy now โ
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A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
Random Babe: OMG is that Kyle Ball.... thatโs one sexy certified lover boy if Iโve ever seen one๐
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A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.
โBro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? Thatโs a certified muscle mommyโ
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When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions
Person 1: โI painted my nails today.โ
Person 2: โI see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.โ