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Just literally putting your dick in a cheesecake
Jim: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Fucking a cheesecake
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A cheesecake topped with cherry pie filling. Quite good.
The best cherry cheesecake can be found in New York City. Why do you think they call it New York cheesecake?
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When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.
"Man that bitch gave me some orangutan cheesecake for dessert!"
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A cheesecake-tasting mixed drink consisting of about 50% vanilla vodka and 50% tonic water.
There's no cheesecake in this drink, but it tastes like it! There must be a delicious ninja cheesecake stealthily hiding in here.
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Inappropriate gestures made on bus girls and waitresses at The Cheesecake Factory. For example, a misunderstanding due to language barriers leads to unwanted smooches and other unfriendly customer gestures.
Brad just pulled a Cheesecake again
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When you're giving a guy a blowjob and you blow chunks all over during it.
Dude, it was a great blowjob, but then she just couldn't take seeing my roommate gutting that sacrificial goat in the room so she gave me a princeton cheesecake!
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A sex act that occurs when a large or obese person places themselves on top of their partner during intercourse and uses his/her extra body mass to perform autoerotic asphyxiation.
He only hooked up with the fat girl to try to get her to give him a junior's cheesecake.
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