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Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
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A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.
That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.
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A form of torture.
Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".
Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .
Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.
Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.
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The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.
Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
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A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors
Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne
Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road
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South Chelsea is the pseudo-posh description of the area in London called Battersea, in a sad attempt to make it sounds nice.
"Where do you live?" said John A; "Oh I live in South Chelsea," said Mike M; "You mean Battersea? Wow. Sad," said John A.