playing chess

drinking, usually heavily.
coined by underage kiddos to avoid detection by their mothers and other authority figures.
often used ironically or obviously - whether the kiddos are aware of this or not.

Hey, let's steal some beer from Chris's parents and play chess.

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Chess pool

A variant of checkers where the king can move multiple spaces, similar to the bishop in chess.

Chess pool was played instead of checkers during lunch periods because you can finish the games faster.

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Mess chess

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.

“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”

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chess kink

Wanting to incorporate chess into sex

Hey you know Rebecca?
Yeah
She doesn’t have a chess kink

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Chess pirate

One who plays chess with steve in the office

Jacob was a chess pirate with Steve last night

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ball-chess

Another name for the game of golf, as coined by Griffin McElroy on an episode of Monster Factory (co-hosted by his brother Justin McElroy).

"Some people call it... ball-chess."

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Grilled Chesse

An old grandma's wrinkled vagina. When you make grilled chesse. The chesse melts and gets all wrinkled up.

Never, taste Grandma's grilled chesse!

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