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Professional Basketball team based in Chicago, Illinois.
The Bulls, led by Hall-of-Famers Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, dominated the 1990's by winning 6 NBA Championships thus helping basketball to grow into a global game.
"Hey dude, who's the most popular team in the NBA these days?"
"The Chicago Bulls, of course."
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The nicest part of the South Side of Chicago. Mostly consists of rich while people who all descend from Irish Immigrants. Everyone knows everybody, and everyone is constantly trying to live up to their fathers lively hood (being a rich alcoholic.) Everyone is constantly drinking and Saint Patrick's Day is always a shit show here. The girls are all hot but also all pale as shit. The guys are between being wanna-be hood rats, and frat boys. A lot of milfs & trophy wives reside here with their spoiled ass children.
"Her family is super rich, and she's obsessed with being Irish."
"She must be from Beverly, Chicago"
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Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
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Usually darkskin and some of the most savage niggas out there
Teacher: what is an example of pure savagery?
Student: a Chicago nigga?
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the act in which two or more individuals overpower another helpless individual so that one attacker may pull down his or her pants, spread his or her buttocks over the victim's face, and flatulate and/or defecate in the said face, often leading to asphyxiation of the victim
Melissa rounded the corner, going about her business, but as she did, she was helplessly attacked by Christian and Keith, who proceeded to pin her down and exchange roles in a perfectly executed Chicago Steamship. This, as do many Chicago Steamships, led to hospitalization.
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n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.
Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.
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In Chicago, its the broken glass that you find laying next to your car once you realize your car has been broken into.
I walked up to my car and saw Chicago Diamonds all over the place!!! They jacked my stereo and the half drunken beer that was in the cupholder!
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