the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots
dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!
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very fun sexual expirence.
this is where you backwards titty fuck a girl and your ass is in her face and your unclean asshole rubs against her forhead (like on ash wednesday) leaving a mark on her head as the power of christ
So timmy gave nikkii a power of christ last weekend, she said it was quite smelly.
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An abbreviated version of Jesus Christ. Also see J.C.
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some dude commonly believed by the same kind of morons
jesus christ? actually doesn't exist!
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1. A word used to express anger. Avoid saying this in front of Jesus Freaks, it will upset them.
2. Some guy stated in the Bible. He supposedly died on a cross and died for our sins. Now he's gonna save us all or something like that. Of course we all know this is absolutely retarded, after all, the only reference is a really big book.
1. Jesus Christ, why the hell is my wife doing another man in my bed??
2. All the Bible is, is a big book, ok?? Who wrote the book? God? Ok. Yeah. God wrote the Bible and then came down to earth and gave it to some guy so he could show it to everyone. YEAH RIGHT. You know what really happened? Some guy wrote all this bull so that he could make some money.
And how come even in the Bible, men have all the power? I though "Jesus" believed in equality for everyone!! Wtf?
Tell you what, when Jesus "Saves" you, I want you to come down here with him and show me. THEN I'll believe it. Thank you.
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Bob Christ is the half-brother of Jesus Christ.
He was born when God anally raped Satan(dont ask why).
Bob Christ will inherit Heaven and Hell when his parents will die.
Unfortunatly they are eternal beings
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The Passion of the Christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ, financed and directed by Mel Gibson. It is a film adaptation of the traditional Passion play, a Roman Catholic tradition during the season of Lent. However, the film is also very popular with non-Catholic congregations.
Gisbon's "The Passion of the Christ" took the number eight all-time domestic earner's spot from "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."
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