Random
Source Code
Random
Someone that is sexually attracted to overweight people.
Look at the whale Mark is dating, I didn't know he was a chub chaser.
63👍 18👎
when the penis is aroused to the beginning of ejaculation, but unable to follow through, a semen "pearl" appears on the tip. This experience can range from pleasurable to quite painful, depending on the circumstance.
Man, Jennifer was working me the other night then her phone rang and she left me sitting there with a fuckin chub pearl.
9👍 1👎
A term used for when people grab the fatty parts of a human body for sensual pleasure. It can be taken as a joke or an act of utmost respect. It can be also used to show your dominance. Many affectionate specimens enjoy this act of comfort. To Grab chub is to love yourself and others curves, edges and pockets of fat.
Mandy: It’s that time of the day, Lucy it’s time to grab chub!
Sally: Don’t forget my chub Lucy!
Lucy: calm down, let’s just threesome grab chub.
Mandy: yum, feels good....
16👍 3👎
A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."
2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
144👍 53👎
A fully erect penis as large as it can possibly get. A dick more hard than a half-chub.
I banged that chick hard once I got a full-chub.
24👍 5👎
Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them
Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
8👍 1👎