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chubby punchin' is jerkin off with a semi-erect penis
Dave - 'what did you get up to last night mate?'
Steve - 'the Mrs. came round mine and we watched a film'
Dave - 'Nice, what film?'
Steve - 'Fuck knows I drank too many beers and couldn't get it up so so the Mrs. fell asleep, needless to say I ended up chubby punchin' myself to sleep.'
This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.
"Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."
her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"
A hand job performed on a semi-erect penis
Kendra gave me a chubby rubby, dude it was so embarrassing.
When the airline loses your luggage and you are required to rotate Chubbies with your friends.
I had to play musical Chubbies when Delta lost my shit.
When a penis is never less than half erect. It can always get fully erect but never goes back down to less than a chubby.
1) My girlfriend is so hot I have Resting Chubby
2) My Resting Chubby is embarrassing at work
3) My hot boss keeps lightly brushing up against my Resting Chubby