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When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.
He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?
A candy cane without its wrapper
I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.
Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.
Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night
Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!
Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms