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Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.
He has a theme song that goes:
My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
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something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool
chase keith : new post
ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised
Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
Sex with a person who is circumcised.
If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.