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Classical Music

The Classical Period in music lasted from 1750 to 1820, falling in between the Baroque and Romantic eras; however, the term "classical music" has become synonymous with all instrumental music composed during the middle ages. Notable composers include Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig van Beethoven, and many more. Although music from this era has endured considerable bias in today's modern world, with many idiots saying it's "not cool", I see no reason at all to propagate reverse discrimination and immediately start bashing rap for "having no emotion" and stating that classical music is the only "real" music. Shit like that is only furthering the image of classical music fans as closed-minded elitist snobs who refuse to try anything else. I happen to enjoy both rap AND classical music as well as many other genres, and I can tell you that if you look beyond no-talent asswipes like Soulja Boy, rap is a very enjoyable listening experience that deserves respect like any other genre. As for having "no emotion" - listen to Mockingbird by Eminem, or Dear Mama by Tupac, and then try telling me that rap is all meaningless garbage about bitches and bling. Rap can be poetry... or it can be the meaningless shit that is played on our radio stations all day long, the crap that will be forgotten in a few years to make way for the newest fad. If you're a true fan of music, you won't be a closed-minded fucktard like the person who wrote the first definition. The classical music we hear today is still remembered and loved because it was the best of the best - do you honestly think that there weren’t no-talent idiots back then as well? There were ALWAYS people like that, but we don't hear about them because they were all executed by the king as soon he got bored of his latest fad. It's the same thing with today’s music. In a few centuries or so, assuming humans haven’t died out by then, the artists that will be remembered and studied are the Eminems and Tupacs, the Pink Floyds and the Led Zeppelins - all the greats will be remembered and studied, alongside composers such as Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach. In three hundred years, no one will have heard of Soulja Shit or 50 Cent. So stop being assholes about rap, because you are only forcing a bad reputation upon the fans that actually happen to have more than half a brain.

Cool Person 1: I like classical music.
Cool Person 2: Really? Me too! I also like rap, rock, techno and country!
Cool Person 1: Yeah, me as well!
Stupid fucking retard 1: Your musical taste SUCKS ASS! I ONLY listen to classical music, because it is the only REAL music ever made!
Stupid fucking retard 2: No, you’re ALL wrong. Rock is the only REAL genre!
*The retards proceed to stand there arguing for the rest of the day.*
Cool Person 1: …right, that was annoying. Wanna go get lunch?
Cool Person 2: Sure.
*The cool people leave. Meanwhile, the retards continue to argue.*

by kittycatgirl July 11, 2008

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classical music

1. Historically, orchestral or chamber music written in northern Europe during the 1700s to 1900s, represented by composers such as Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovskiy, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-schlitter... I'll start again.
2. Music derived from those forms of music, represented by people like Philip Glass (and occasionally people like Paul McCartney and Billy Joel).
3. A fad with racist/elitist overtones for parents who want their kids to graduate from nursery school and go straight to college.
4. Music that, despite its apparent pretentiousness and overbearing arrangements, is actually pretty cool when no one's trying to shove it down your throat.

by Brian X May 3, 2003

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Classic Tribe

the different specific groups of people that were involved in any relevant memories or experiences that tag those memories in your mind, and with every reflection on each situation that group or Classic Tribe you shared it with is the first to come to mind.

simply put: a classic group of people that marks relevant memories in your mind.

1. Whenever she/he remembers the night she/he walked all throughout town the first thing that comes to mind is those 3 friends who were by her/his side, they were a Classic Tribe.

2. He/she did many things with his/her many groups of friends and shared many night with all different people,they were all Classic Tribes.

by killer_whale July 20, 2009

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Classic-Fagdau

one who takes it in the ass and worships cock while wearing a nose ring .

That mystro is a real classic-fagdau !!!!

by Qwiksta October 22, 2009

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The Mongraal Classic

The act of anally penetrating a women from behind whilst taking a shit and shouting "Shit on" as loud as you can until either you finish your shit or your parents come in your room

Did you see Nathan today, because I heard he got caught performing The Mongraal Classic on Searlly Worlly

by One Pump Whillip August 7, 2020

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Classic Rich

The act of luring an intoxicated woman from the bar into a bathroom stall for a quick shag.

Dave: The line for the bathroom is twenty people long.

Sean: Yeah someone's pulling a Classic Rich.

by MasterBader July 25, 2012

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Classic Army

Classic Army(CA), is a Hong Kong based airsoft manufacturer, known for their full metal airsoft weapons. Classic Army is relatively new to the airsoft scene, when compared to manufacturers like Tokyo Marui and I Chi Shivan. Early models were plagued with reliability issues, and lemon rates were very high.

Classic Army improved their QC, and by early 2007 had some of the best AEGs on the market for under 400$. This status was short lived though. Starting around April, CA's QC declined, and lemon rates are high again. CA has lowered prices, but it seems that the more they lower their prices, the more their QC declines.

As an owner of a CA, im sad to see this, but it doesn't really matter to me, because im buying Taiwanese replicas from now on(G&G, ICS, KWA).

CA's guns retail between 250-400 US$

Classic Army used to be great, but now since they have had a decline in QC, im going to be buying from G&G, ICS and KWA from now on.

by OvermedicateD December 17, 2007

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