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Often seen in older women when they squat down and their vagina opens up and the claw comes out, like in one of those kid's carnival games where you move the claw to try to get a stuffed animal. Sticky like a wacky wall walker, it often goes for loose dollar bills.
Look at that aging porn star bent over Ron Jeremy--her pussy claw is out and ready to grab something!
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4 Loko for people who think it's comparable to 4 Loko
I got whitegirl wasted on White Claw last night!
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When your nude partner is layin on thier back you gently slide your forarme behind thier knees with one motion throw thier legs up by thier head and with your best asian voice scream anal claw and jam two to three fingers up thier butthole. To do a flaming anal claw just add deep heat to your fingers
The wease (eric) was laying on the bed nude before bed i Becca threw his legs over his head screamed Anal Claw and jammed my fingers up his ass.
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Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
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all these made up definitions are ridiculous. the only definition bear claw is a fucking pastry.
bear claw is just a fucking donut.
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SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.
Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
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When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.
Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.
Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.
I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.
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