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A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.
The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc
A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.
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A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.
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The quarantines interference in getting you laid.
Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.
Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.
- we were COVID cockblocked :(
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When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick
"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."
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Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
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The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".
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A phenomenon in which a female marks her territory (potential mate) by posting suggestive and flirtatious expressions for the world to see on facebook or expressed in person at work in public to a potential mate. Thus marking her territory as if the male has been chosen by god himself, effectively cockblocking the male for months.
What she bought u clothes and wants you to wear it to work? That's not nice it's just a cockblock stigmata for every other girl to see.
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