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The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.
They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.
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Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing
Man, Sheila is coffin ready
Yeah, she needs to tone it down some
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The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.
Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.
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When a woman gives birth during or after death
So I was strangling this pregnant lady and right as she died she had a coffin birth and that turned me off.
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A child who causes a parent so much grief and pain that he or she will send the parent to the grave soon. It is used by some Chinese parents to scold their disobedient or wayward kids.
I told you a thousand times, stop going out with that boy. How on earth did your mother give birth to a coffin nail like you?
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similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.
person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"
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An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.
Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?
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