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When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit
The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion
Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week
What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.
I just gave my girl The Colonel Sanders and she told me it was finger licking good.
The foamy beard you get from going down on a girl after you or someone has already cum inside her.
"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"
Fill your partner's anus with Cheese Whiz to the point where the stomach begins to bulge, much like the hentai water inflation kink. As the cheese whiz begins to leak out of the anus, grab a cracker and enjoy a cheesy snack.
Damn, Sandra finally let me give her a Colonel Cheddar last night. It's always a great time as you get a tasty snack with the experience.
Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.
@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333