colon checker

gay freak

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.

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White colonizer

Not a slur.

White colonizer is not a slur

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Colon Debris

Something blocking your colon or lack thereof.

"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."

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Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.

"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".

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colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

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quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

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Colon sweat

when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit

ewwwww you smell like colon sweat

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