A state in which a person is generally lethargic, lazy, and very full from eating a large meal. A large meal shall be defined as a meal containing high amounts of carbohydrates.
After eating such a meal, a person usually cannot eat anymore because they are too tired to carry on.
A common cause of such weariness can be directly related to eating turkey at Thanksgiving. Turkey contains Tryptophan, a sleep inducing chemical.
Another cause of food coma comes from drinking too much wine with a big meal.
The real cause of Food Coma comes from eating too much carbs that will eventually break down in the stomach, causing an inordinate amt. of blood to rush to the system.
To releive the effects of food coma, one can unbutton their pants so their stomach can expand beyond normal perameters.
Also, it is advised that a person take a short nap, followed by a large dessert.
Gee adam, i'm really tired. I think the tryptophan in that turkey is putting me to sleep.
Tasha was so full she unbuttoned her pants to help releive her Food Coma before taking a nap.
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When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
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When you are so high, you have no choice but to sleep for approx. 1 to 2 hours only to wake up and eat everything in a 2 block radius.
Jon was high as a junt and quickly fell into a Doja Coma. *Falls asleep* An hour and a half later, he awoke in a hungry rage. The first thing that he eats is Swedish Fish, colorful Twizzlers, and Ramen noodles. *Maxin' on munchies* He then proceeded to clear out the neighbors' cabinets.
Before he knew it, Jon began to come to his senses and proceeded to roll more junts and began the cycle all over again.
Let's ride bikes.
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The comatose-like state that quickly follows after smoking some dank-ass indica. The effect can also be produced with certain other buds and the people most susceptible to a Stoner Coma are people who are new to smoking the cannabis plant.
Josh: Damn man!
Jarred: What's wrong?
Josh: That purp indica shit we got the other day put Rob into a stoner coma!
Rob: ZzzzZzzz
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when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
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A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.
The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.
The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.
Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.
A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.
Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?
You: What?
Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
Similar to the Cubicle Coma (See Cubicle Coma) It takes it's toll in the same manner, but you tend to wake up either:
1) directly on the ring of the bell for the end of the period.
2) in time for lunch, or
3) when school ends.
I've had classroom coma even from early childhood. I mainly say this because I was being given a speech by the principal, only to succumb to it, fall asleep, and wake up with out a clue what happened but suddenly ready for anything.