The Common fuck

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.

Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.

Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

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common knowledge

Something every living person should have, but yet Sorority Girls seem to have very little of.

Everyone knows that Mecca is the Islamic holy land, except for that Sorority Girl at work.

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Common people

1) People who share unattractive things in common such as trainers, slang, shops and approaches to doing certain things (curse you out over the simplest things). Typically reside in London areas.

2) Also a song by the band Pulp.

1) Common people use words like "init", "blood" and "mans". Common people have no originality.I'm so glad im not a common person!

2) "I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

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common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

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dead common

Used to describe something(or someone) completely ordinary with a sense of triteness and may be inferior in quality as well.

Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.

"Look at that girl's attire!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"

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