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When you think you're ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.
I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.
a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
The Complete Opposite of Ugly is when someone is the least bit ugly and doesn't realize it. They think they are super ugly, but they are actually super beautiful.
Tara "I'm the ugliest person ever."
Kaitlin "You're the complete opposite of ugly."
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tht stupid phrase you tell to your 'object of desire' meaning tht they made you who you are/ you cant live without them/ theyre a part of you now.
its bullshit. no one smart is gonna buy tht crap.
no one can complete you. you are who you are since birth. just because that person tones down your loneliness, it doesnt mean they complete you. only YOU CAN COMPLETE YOU.
"you complete me".
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Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people
Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!
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The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
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Kieran James livin in billericay is a complete and utter nitro negro who looks like a monkey and smokes puff while poppin E's
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