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A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.
Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"
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Man That Guy Needs to Take a Concrete Pills and Harden The Fuck Up
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When a chick gets put in a concrete form and pounded from the front and rear. Possibly from the same gentleman one end at a time, possibly not.
If matt doesn't get laid soon I'm going to set that bitch in concrete and take his tater myself.
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A corporation dedicated to filling up Crystal Lake of Crystal Lake, IL with Concrete and calling it Concrete Lake. From there a NASCAR track will be built around the circumference and a trailer park will be erected within. The aproxomate ammunt of Concrete needed is 40 million dollars wich will be funded by several means.
Person A: Wanna go swimming in Crystal Lake.
Person B: Can't it's made of Concrete and is now called Concrete Lake. Produced by Concrete Lake Incorporated.
Person A: That ain't gonna stop me from trying
When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.
"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"
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when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"
once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"
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A cod piece made of concrete, which is often worn by African militants in combination with a female wig, a small dainty purse, a pair of Chuck Tailor sneakers, and an AK-47 rifle.
Tyrone hit a scantily clad floozie with the butt of his AK-47 rifle. Then he pulled off his concrete cod piece and blew a load in her eye…
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