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A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it
dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner
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When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.
One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.
"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."
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A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.
Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.
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A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve
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This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.
Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
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