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omg he's soo hot and i want to have him as he's sexy ass. when I walk passed him my heart drops and my mind floats to another planet called love island. Hes short and charming and his voice is the hottest thing ever.
omg costa<<<< shes waiting for youuuuu come for her...................
You have inside jokes with this guy, even though he kind of weird he always makes you laugh. Nothing can ruin the mood of this kid once he gets going
Friend: Costa tell us a joke
Costa: okay so gold walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says a u... /cackles
A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
Going to Costa Rica to legally bang prostitutes. Generally used as a disguise to a wife or girlfriend.
Bill: "wow, you got a tan where have you been"
Jon: "fishing in Costa Rica."
Bill: "oh yea what did you catch"
Jon: "two russians, a columbian, and some kind of asain"
He is the best person in bed, and he is a god ate fucking industry! He is also known as BigPaiva and PaivaDelas!
Mateus Costa de Paiva has a huge dick!
Someone who gasses after doing a small amount of physical activity.
Damn son, you started smoking 40 a day, or you caught costa cardio?
He’d be half decent at jiu jitsu if it wasn’t for the costa cardio.