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When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created
Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
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An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.
Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
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When a black man cums in a white womans pussy. Also refers to other races but it generally refers to a black man and white woman. Google it and you will see.
He dropped a big interracial creampie deep inside her vanilla pussy after opening up all her holes with his meat stick.
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Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.
After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".
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It's just like bukkake, but it's specific to a group of 5 or 6 guys busting a nut on an Indian woman. If you can pull off a Calcutta Creampie followed by an Indiana Icepick you're the man!
When I went to India with my colleagues, we hired a hooker on the streets of Bombay. We took her back into the room and the 6 of us doused her with a Calcutta Creampie. The dark Indian chick Nirmala looked like an albino.
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The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.
Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.
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the act of ejaculating inside the vagina or anus while shouting "LET'S GO RED SOX" and slapping the penis 1-2-123 on whichever surface one ejaculated inside, as if you were at a baseball game
So I brought home this girl last night, and i found out she was a Yankees fan, so when i finished, i gave her a Boston Creampie.
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