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NERD ALERT THE FOLLOWING WORD CONTAINS VARIOUS NERD PHRASES AND TERMS DO NOT READ WITHOUT FORESIGHT
The Creeper (Creeperus Suicidus) is a character from Ancient Minecratian Theology.
Creeper actually refers to an entire race, who were the decendents of Creeper.
The legend goes that when the terrain was fist generated by Notch, there was Steve, and Creeper. Steve and Creeper were not generated in the same chunk, or even the same thousand chunks. Steve first created an axe and a hoe with which to start a house and a farm. The Creeper on the other hand, began to use TMI to get gunpowder and mix it with sand to create a bomb. He would place that bomb in water and don a protective suit to be blasted up into the heavens, for a cheap thrill. When the terrain had been generated, Notch had sent his 10 commandments, one of which read, "Thou shalt not use mods". As punishment for breaking this commandment, Notch turned The Creeper into a hideous 4-legged green beast. This made the Creeper very sad. Much time later, he gave birth through an eggsack, and the creeper race started. Many years later, Steve's desendents (all named Steve) met the creepers. Desperate for a hug, the Creepers ran to hug Steve, but found the prospect to exciting, and ignit the gunpowder within them, genetic leftovers from TMI. To this day, creepers still haunt the earth with a perpetual frown, waiting for Steve to hug them.
Steve I: Got your sword? And Armor?
Steve II: Yep
Steve I: I think we're finally ready to hug a creeper.
Steve II: I feel so sad for them.
Steve I: IKR
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When a persons pants, jeans, undwear or basically any type of clothing that covers your butt is jammed up the crack. Commonly seen in middle aged women and overweight people. A close cousin to camel toe and moose knuckle.
did you see that guys creeper, his ass was eating his jeans.
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The boy next door who just won't give up on you.
The creeper that lives next door watches me
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Marijuana that either has an offset onset >:) (usually not seeming to have worked at first), or a high that comes in waves.
"Thats some killer creeper, bud!"
"Whoa man, that weed is creeping up on me, its creeper."
"Fuck off man, this is MY creeper"
This is my real location:
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-A person who stands outside someone's door whispering "I miss you" or "I love you"
-Someone who eats popcorn and cheers while watching someone have sex.
Meghan Wright: sex fiendor no?!
Meghan, are you being a creeper again?
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What happens when one's underpants slowly move in between one's buttcheeks over time, creating a most unpleasant feeling.
Hold up! I gotta pick this creeper outta my ass!
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the process of becoming a creep; the turning into of a creep; a state of being a creep
After the creeperization of my best friend he spent a few years in isolation
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