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Inability to walk due to a public erection
"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
When something stinks so bad, that you are just utterly paralyzed. When someone with diarrhea opens their booty hole and it stanks like a basket of poop stained tampons laying in a hot car for three days, then doused in vomit, and put in a blender with 47 used condoms.
Oh my gosh, what is that crippling stank!?!?!?
When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
When two handicap downsyndrome people headbutt walls and create gargle sounds, this makes a wonderfull melody
forming a temporary band called tripple cripple.
Ay yo the fuck, look its tripple cripple smacking the floor with there phalanges, omg im so interested in life.
A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.
“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.
When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.
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