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Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.
I just gave that girl a crusty busty.
The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.
See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.
OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.
I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe
the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
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The act of two old people doing it doggy style.
Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.
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British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.
Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.
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When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.
“Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”
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