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The booger that Ted Cruz ate.
Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?
***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.
A player who rage quits and blames you on Rainbow Six Siege
Oh my god John stop being a Paul Cruz. We are losing because of you
the best muic maker ever to live he makes a new type of music called cruzstep :)
did you hear that new cruz alta song? yea its cruzstep
Alex Cruz is an example of things being bigger in Texas. Standing at 5'10, 360 LBS of PURE MUSCLE, Alex is a giant of a man. He is strong enough to lift ridable lawnmowers with ease. He is also capable of lifting truck axles with his bare hands. He can even lift the front end of a car. He is fond of chucking 100 lb weights (literally) at walls. Of Mexican and Native American descent, he has the blood of a warrior. As the best friend of STREETFIGHTER351, they work together and thrive. Although they are both broke, they work together to acquire and share games. Alex is a generous man who has given many opportunities to people in his life. Coming from a harsh upbringing, he grew strong, although unfortunately he did not receive a proper education. Anyone who dares challenge him will taste total and utter defeat. They'd be lucky not to end up in a hospital. Alex is UNDEFEATED in the streets. Although one of the toughest men to exist, he is the kind of person to help others in need and display warmth. Even though he cannot read or write, he has a 5000 IQ so people have a hard time outsmarting him. Fortunately for him, his friend STREETFIGHTER351 understands his troubles and upbringing and will help him in situations when he needs someone to read something for him. They might not be blood, but they are brothers forever.
"Remember, STREETFIGHTER and ALEX are very big men. Anyone else? Little men. Weak. Nobody can lift weights like we can" -Alex Cruz
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
the hottest dude on earth! we fuck with him! we WANT to fuck him hes the hottest fucker you could meet
me:”hes so fine!”
random bitch:”oh yea that’s jayden cruz”
Cruz is a SCOTTISH boy (10 years old) birthday 26th January his dad is Stuart his mum is Emma his brother is mason his stepmom is clair
Cruz McIlvaney is a crazy scotskid
A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags
I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair