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a magic crystal that charges up and glows when two or more bros jack off together.
Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.
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A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
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I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children and thats just the start.
I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town.
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child's closet and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to - just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms,
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad
When you see there tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids
I turn people from God, and seperate friends.
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always - right by your side.
You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could of said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
I can bring more misery then words can tell
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.
Don't try Crystal Meth.
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A person (not necessarily a maternal figure) with an uncomfortably extensive knowledge about holistic medicine and chakras. This person may or may not even believe in crystal healing or chakra alignment, but they know a TON about it. Holistic remedies include, but are not limited to, the following: Meditation practices, teas, herbs, tonics, essential oils, crystals, chakras, color healing, Feng Shui, Reiki healing, etc. They often share this knowledge randomly with friends and family.
Gerald: Jeez, Candace sure does know a lot of weird uses for essential oils and teas.
Mike: That's because Candace is such a Crystal Mom
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Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.
Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.
"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"
"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."
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A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.
I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.