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a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts
Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.
A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
It is when a female squirts and much like a regular cumshot she squirts all over the face of the guy making it a reverse
Katie gave John a reverse cumshot last night
When you cum after fucking a bag of flaming hot cheetos
"Bro last night I had the best flaming hot cumshot ever!"
When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them
Woman: I need an angle cumshot
Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman