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When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
to have a disease linked to a caravan
“oh no, i caught the robin curse”
“were you in a caravan?”
“yes”
the curse of being single forever.
No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.
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The Zektupliatev Curse is a sub-section of the Ekto curse family. Once infected, cascading effects of evil with ensue. It is a very potent and effective curse.
You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I soo would not want to be u rn.
The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"
Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs
after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil