cyber sex

Interchange of text in which an unsuspecting newbie describes imaginary actions of a sexual intercourse to another user of the Internet, who claims to be a young, good-looking woman, yet always is a fat and hairy old man who smells.

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Cyber Sanchez

Rubbing someone's cell phone up the crack of your ass and then calling them and asking if their phone stinks.

He left his phone out and I gave him a Cyber Sanchez.

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Cyber Sex

Otherwise known as cybering. The act of two persons having sex in their chats. Often done wrong - with many cockblocking/mood-ending moments. Perhaps the youth of today should learn to properly cyber. The following example is what not to do.

shasaa: *flushes*
shasaa: ;////;
sorinvizor: *kisses your chin down your neck*
shasaa: *moans*
sorinvizor: do you really hate it?
shasaa: *eyes rolls up in headddd*
shasaa: *snaps out of eet* hmm what?
sorinvizor: *kisses some more applying more pressure to your crotch with my fingers*
shasaa: O///////O
sorinvizor: *kisses your lips*
sorinvizor: time to dive?
shasaa: *kisses back fervently* i missed your lips ;/////;
sorinvizor: then I'll stay up here a bit longer
sorinvizor: *kisses back*
shasaa: mmmm'
shasaa: *pooling up down thar*
sorinvizor: *moves your underwear aside exposing you then puts in a couple of fingers rubbing your insides by alternating fingers*
sorinvizor: do you miss my lips kissing your lips down there?
sorinvizor: or would you like my tool?
shasaa: *mumbles*
shasaa: nnn mmm lips...tool....lipsss....... *_____*
sorinvizor: lol
sorinvizor: *takes it out and puts your hand on it*
sorinvizor: it missed you too
sorinvizor: *kisses passionately moving from your lips to your neck and back*
shasaa: *is weak* gomen
shasaa: Pllaysss with it gentlyyy
shasaa: just lightlyyy for now mmmmm
sorinvizor: it's alright baby
shasaa: *applies moar pressure*
shasaa: *gets more excited and breast tips harden*
sorinvizor: *giggles* looks like you're in the mood
shasaa: *glassy eyed*
This is horrible cyber sex.

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cyber wanker

someone who loves to have sex on cam on the internet

Jeremy is a cyber wanker, he cant keep it in his pants, when his cam is on

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cyber niggas

People that act tough and from the hood, usually occurs over the internet.

Dashek acts like a cyber nigga even though he sits at the computer in the comfort of his home eating fruity pebbles

Cyber niggas are not tough in real life

One cyber nigga was talkin shit over the internet, and when I confronted him about it he ran like a bitch.

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cyber-sarcasm

ineffective use of sarcastic remarks sent via instant message or text

joe3434:hey i found 20 bucks today
frank1212:oh ya? how was that?
joe3434:terrible
frank1212:really?why?
joe3434:it wasnt...i was using cyber-sarcasm

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cyber elf

An elf you can recieve in Megamen Zero 1-4. Its an elf that temporarily upgrades a skill. You can feed it to make it stronger.

"Dude ... I gotta fucking cyber elf. I need to feed it"

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