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When your doing a chick up the ass put her head first in the wall
Son: Wow dad what was that move?
Dad: I put her head in the wall going into turn 4 just like Dale Earnhardt
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Literally The Redneck God; the Father of the Son: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., also known as The Redneck Jesus. Ever since his "tragic death", Dale Earnhardt has been mourned and worshipped more than ever by his millions of worshippers, as evident by the many number 3 stickers seen all over trucks throughout the South and the southern Midwest.
For the southerners and midwestern rednecks who aren't real Christians, they instead worship The Redneck God (Dale Sr.) and The Redneck Jesus (Dale Jr.)
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More like ShadyVille. A small southern city that almost looks like mexico.. or maybe africa.. very few people know of this forbidden land, and if they do, thay avoid it. Shady Dale is known for.. well mainly druggies, and people who very much dislike druggies. And they also have great corn and wheat,
I went to shady dale, what a horrible place. but they had some cute girls selling corn :D
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A version of whack-a-mole played with snipers in the Gears of War series. (99% of the time) The sniper cannot hit the target because they are ducking up and down behind cover, casually moving from side to side. Person who uses Whack-A-Dale is usually a sniper, and can snipe heads off in a second.
Whack-a-Dale is usually played in sniper matches.
Now an online pandemic.
Original example:
Match between Jamison V Frost (Dale) and Rawdog9 (Eric)
Jamison V Frost was scared of losing to Rawdog9, and spams ducking behind cover.
Whack-a-Dale~
Rawdog: "Stop dodging like a pussy."
Jamison V Frost: "Nuuuuu D:"
Rawdog: "I'm gonna get youu."
*Snipe*
Jamison V Frost: "Bitch."
-Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh dah dah-
Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare.
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"Dale plomo" is spanish slang which translates to "give him lead",
meaning to shoot somebody.
da = give
le = him
plomo = lead (bullet)
Police helicopter approaching drug kingpin on the run.
Gunner: "Colonel, what now?"
Colonel: "Dale plomo"
Gunner proceeds to shoot the fugitive.
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the love of my life, the only one for me, and the one that i would love to spend the rest of my life with. Also, the one who has captured my heart, who is better than anyone in the world. Dale is the only person i can truly say i have loved with all my heart. I've never felt like this before when im around him i get all these butterflies, and just cant stops smiling. And to be in his arms is the most perfect thing in the world. his arms are heaven, a big security blanket. and the safest place on earth, also the most loving place for me.
Dale Martin is my baby boy.
Dale is the hottest, sexiest guy in the world
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