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The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.
rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"
When your having sex with a man who is still wearing his c-pap machine
Dave was darth breathing while I rode him.
When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.
Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?
when one takes a very large toke of some ones joint, takeing numorous inhailes with out a breath, then hands u the joint after hlaf of its gone
"cam darth vadered half my fuking joint"
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When a guy is droppin a stankin' ass duece and getting head at the same time. The smell of the shit forces the girl to breath through her mouth while simultaneously giving head. This leads to the girl making the same breathing sound that Darth Vader is known for in Star Wars.
Dude, Kyle got a Darth Vader from Becky in the bathroom at 23 Cannon Street.
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a cool villian from star wars. his entire suit is made of leather and he strangles people with his mind. sounds like a homosexuals dream. leather sex and masachism.
when darth vader strangles someone with those big leather gloves i get an erection
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A term for someone chain-vaping down the mic in a party chat whilst online gaming.
Who’s the Darth Vaper snogging his vape down the mic guys?
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